Wearable sarcasm with a soft touch. This lightweight crew tee carries a distressed, wide-eyed emoji graphic that crackles with anxious energy — like a laugh that’s almost a scream. The relaxed fit and smooth ring-spun cotton make it comfortable for long days of running errands, lounging with friends, or layering under a jacket when the mood swings hit. It reads like a private joke for anyone who leans into dark humor and honest emotion: raw, a little messy, and totally relatable. The printed lettering grounds the design with attitude, so the shirt becomes a subtle conversation starter at casual hangouts or low-key meetups.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, smooth silhouette
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/neck label options; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX certified; meets EU safety standards and comes with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
We do not offer returns, please be sure to check the measurements in the pictures to make sure you purchase the correct size
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
